The secret agent

In stealth mode, the secret agent and protector of all humans slowly snuck up to the dangerous blue monster of terror through a field of white. This blue monster had been wreaking havoc on one particular human female and this secret agent was determined that this did not happen again. The blue monster had struck the day before, making its victim lay down and sleep; and produced a horrible noise, almost like a train horn.

This secret agent knew it was only him who could help the world survive.

Quietly, he crept behind the tall, wooden ledge where the blue monster stood guard. The secret agent climbed at a slow pace up the wooden plateau and then POUNCED! The blue monster started fighting back, but the secret agent managed to hold the blue box steady, ripping and shredding it to pieces. The secret agent, although not new at this, was surprised when the blue monster tried to fight back again, but the secret agent would not give up. He was the protector of all humans and this blue monster must die!

He threw the monster to one corner of the white expanse, holding a part of the blue monster while the rest of his body went in a different direction. The blue monster was incredibly hurt, but still alive. The secret agent ran to the blue monster to finish his mission. He shredded and ripped and ultimately killed the blue monster, flinging his body parts to the far reaches of the universe to save the human race –

“Rambo! No!” The human female yelled at her dog, who was surrounded by blue Kleenex. She had come home early because her cold was still making her sneeze and feel tired and had caught Rambo, her black, one-year old Chihuahua, red-handed, shredding an entire box of Kleenex, covering her living room and coffee table.

As Rambo ran for cover under the couch, he couldn’t help but think that it was a good thing his human had come so late, otherwise, the secret agent couldn’t have completed his mission and saved the world….

I'm Yours!

If you know me at all, you know that music is a huge, gigantic part of me. I listen to everything from Britney to Flyleaf to Bob Dylan to Sublime. Frequently, I find a song that is not well known, but so good that I feel like everyone should hear it.

I discovered this song on VH1, one of my personal favorite Web sites. It reminded me of what it means to be in a relationship (I haven’t been in one for more than a year and a half). It also struck a cord with me since at the beginning of the song he’s been trying to not have these feelings, but he couldn’t help it.

I feel like this is when the you-are-the-one-love really hits you. It makes me happy and hopeful that there is such a thing. I realize that I found this song a bit late, and probably should have posted it on Valentine’s day, but doesn’t it seem to mean more when you get flowers on any OTHER day than V-Day?

Since we’ve been little we’ve been conditioned to think that the once-in-a-lifetime-love does, and will, happen. I’m not sure whether it does or not, or if it actually lasts, but, this song made me think of who I want to be with. If you’ve ever seen the movie “When Harry Met Sally,” you know the part where Harry realizes he wants to be with Sally. He says, “Once you figure out who you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want to start right then!”

This makes sense. If this happens rarely, let’s start now. I’m yours!

I’m Yours
Jason Mraz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QedgzsjouXU


Well you done done me

and you bet I felt it

I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks

and now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out

I'll be giving it my bestest

Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention

I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more

It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me

Open up your plans and damn you're free

Look into your heart and you'll find love love love

Listen to the music of the moment

maybe sing with mei love peaceful melody

It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

Chorus: So I won't hesitate no more, no more

It cannot wait I'm sure

There's no need to complicate

Our time is short

This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror

And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer

My breath fogged up the glass

And so I drew a new face and laughed

I guess what I'ma saying is there ain't no better reason

To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons

It's what we aim to do

Our name is our virtue

Chorus

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me

Open up your plans and damn you're free

Look into your heart and you'll find the sky is yours